Made from a durable polyurethane faux leather, the Sportsheets Swift Spanker is built from two layers of material stitched together, with a firm but springy core. At the business end of the paddle the layers split apart, allowing them to clap together with a satisfying snap with even a gentle swat. Both layers are perforated with a smattering of tiny holes that reduce air resistance and leave behind little dots behind on rosy flesh when they make a serious impact.

A loop at the base of the handle allows the paddle to be hung for storage.